Let me entertain you let me make you smile Let me do a few tricks Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I want your spirits to climb So let me entertain you And we'll have a real good time Yes, sir We'll have a real good time.
It's a satellite moon It's a plagerized tune The duck on the lake's a decoy There's a sodium glare in the purified air And the girl in my arms (spoken) Is Mabel Figworthy and if she says "Oh really" one more time I'm going to wring her neck!
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel But later in the second act when she began to peel She proved that everything she had was absolutly real
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Any way the wind blows
doesn't really matter to me
to me...
---Queen
Girl, you really got me goin'
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing
Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
The Kinks
Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his clarinet for free
"For Free," Joni Mitchell
Well there was a time when you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you never show that to me, do ya
Hallelujah
Leonard Cohen
I really don't mind
In fact I wish him well
Cause I'll be laughing my head off
When he's burning in hell
"Amish Paradise," Weird Al
Someday girl I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place where we really want to go
and we'll walk in the sun
Born to Run
Bruce Springsteen
You do me wrong now
My love is strong now
You really got a hold on me
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?
Culture Club
I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
Spice Girls
Cause I'm a real straight shooter
If you know what I mean
The Mamas and the Papas
It's not hard to know
when your love
is fake or if it's real...
---Book of Love, "With a Little Love"
Everybody's lookin' for a way to get real gone, real gone
Sheryl Crow
Let me know, honey,
How you feel
Tell the truth now,
Is love real
"Honey Don't," The Beatles (Carl Perkins before that)
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above
No Such Thing ~ John Mayer
Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby
Ain't nothin' like the real thing
(a Motown duet, 60's)
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
Mother's Little Helper
Rolling Stones
Sorry if I don't fake it
sorry I come too real
I will never hide what
I really feel...
---Christina Aguilera, "Stripped"
Let me entertain you
let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile
And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good
I want your spirits to climb
So let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time
Yes, sir
We'll have a real good time.
(Styne/Sondheim, from "Gypsy")
I don't know what day it is
Or if it's dark or fair
Somehow that's just the way it is
And I don't really care
Rogers and Hart, Ship without a sail
It's a satellite moon
It's a plagerized tune
The duck on the lake's a decoy
There's a sodium glare in the purified air
And the girl in my arms
(spoken) Is Mabel Figworthy and if she says "Oh really" one more time I'm going to wring her neck!
Flanders and Swann
I'd work for you
I'd slave for you
I'd be a faker or a knave for you
If that isn't love
It'll have to do
Until the real thing comes along.
(charmingly sung by Fats Waller....he inserts the aside "Whatever that is" after the faker/knave line)
You're the real thing.
Yeah the real thing.
You're the real thing.
Even better than the real thing.
U2
I could swear that she was padded from her shoulder to her heel
But later in the second act when she began to peel
She proved that everything she had was absolutly real
-"Kansas City" from "Oklahoma!"
this is real
this is me
im exactly where im supposed to be now
gonna let the light
shine on me
Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas
This is me (Camp Rock)
But we haven't got real friends
And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
Shop Vac
Jonathan Coulton
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