You won't be satisfied until you break my heart You're never satisfied until the teardrops start I try to shower you with love and kisses But all I ever get from you Is nagging and bragging my poor heart is sagging
probably called 'you won't be satisfied' and Ella and Louis sing it together
(I'm sure there is more weird Al - Like a Surgeon must have some internal body parts)
Don't play that song That "Achy Breaky" song I think it's driving me insane Oh, please don't play that song That irritating song I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...
How shall we cook it, said Robin the Bobbin Oh how shall we cook it, said Jack in the Can How shall we cook it, said Daniel to Joe How shall we cook it, said Billy Barlow
I'll (...) said Robin the Bobbin I'll (...) said Jack in the Can I'll (...) said Daniel to Joe Tailbone raw! said Billy Barlow
Let's go a-hunting, american folk song (I can't remember how the others cooked their parts of the wren)
The average unmarried female, basically insecure [...]may react With psychosomatic symptoms Difficult to endure Affecting the upper respiratory tract In other words, just by waiting around for that plain little band of gold A person can develop a cold
I'm an autumn girl, crying over London With a heart on fire but no-one home I'm an autumn girl on the endless search for summer Cause I need some love to heat my frozen bones
"Autumngirlsoup" Kirsty MacColl
(The whole song is viscerally disturbing, even though it's metaphorical.)
They took out my internal organs And took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back in history to any day that I would care to go
"Everything You Know is Wrong," my second-favorite Weird Al song
Some say the heart is just like a wheel; When you bend it, it can't be mended. But my love for you is like a sinking ship And my heart is like that ship out in mid-ocean.
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you're in my heart, you're in my soul
you'll be my breath should I grow old
Rod Stewart
Begotten of my sinews
On the woman that I loved
"Burden of the Crown," Baldwin of Erebor
(an SCA-specific song, but a very good one)
So you gave her your heart too
Just as I gave mine to you
And she broke it in little pieces
Now how do you do
"Goodie Goodie" charmingly sung by Ella Fitzgerald
My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe with a
Force proportional to the product of their masses...
Weird Al
(I broke lines to match the musical phrases...)
Now I can't go on, I can't even start
I've got nothing left, just an empty heart
Bryan Adams
Elvis, Elvis, let me be
Keep that pelvis far from me
Risso singing "Sandra Dee," from Grease
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you go out with other men
(Weird Al Yankovic, "One More Minute")
You done stomped on my heart
You broke it all apart
Sweetheart you just sorta
Mashed on my aorta
Mason Williams
I said we could get something delivered
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver."
Weird Al "Trapped in the drive through"
Hey Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting up pieces of his broken luck
Jethro Tull... gross; what were they on about!?
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone
Dry bones or them bones or something like that
(Strange and amazing version in "The singing Detective" (UK version))
If I could stick my hand in my heart
Spread it all over the stage
Rolling Stones (but I'll admit I came across it listening to "The Hot Rocks Polka" by Weird Al)
yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy,
and I feel like a-lovin' you
Ohio Express
does tummy count as a body part?
-=-does tummy count as a body part? -=-
Sure--that was clearly an internal "in."
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Got a bulge in my intestinal wall...
Living with a hernia
Weird Al (one-stop-shopping for internal organs songs, it seems)
You won't be satisfied until you break my heart
You're never satisfied until the teardrops start
I try to shower you with love and kisses
But all I ever get from you
Is nagging and bragging my poor heart is sagging
probably called 'you won't be satisfied' and Ella and Louis sing it together
(I'm sure there is more weird Al - Like a Surgeon must have some internal body parts)
I like your skeletal structure, baby,
You're an ectomorph no doubt
"Wanna B Ur Lovr," Weird Al
Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain...
Weird Al's parody of Billy Ray Cyrus
You can't hardly walk around The North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
"The Night Santa Went Crazy"
(Weird Al)
Oh should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no
A Complicated Song
Weird Al (who else?)
DOH! Deb played from the same song I was waiting to quote:
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
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So...
a Weird Al song:
Just a test tube and a womb with a view...
I think I'm a clone now
Heart breaker, with your .44,
I'm gonna tear your world apart.
Heart Breaker - Rolling Stones
I saw brains and guts and vital organs
Splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head.
"Why Does that This Always Happen,"
Weird Al Yankovic
who seems obsessed with TV and innards
But people have always eaten people
What else is there to eat
If the juju had meant us not to eat people
He wouldn't have made us of meat!
"The Reluctant Cannibal" by Flanders and Swann
I think we're alone now
The beating of our hearts is the only sound
Tommy James and the Shondells
He was a mean individual, he had a heart like a bone
He was a naturally crazy man and better of left alone
Paul Simon
Baby this town rips the bones from your back
Born to Run
Bruce Springsteen
How shall we cook it, said Robin the Bobbin
Oh how shall we cook it, said Jack in the Can
How shall we cook it, said Daniel to Joe
How shall we cook it, said Billy Barlow
I'll (...) said Robin the Bobbin
I'll (...) said Jack in the Can
I'll (...) said Daniel to Joe
Tailbone raw! said Billy Barlow
Let's go a-hunting, american folk song (I can't remember how the others cooked their parts of the wren)
How come all my body parts so nicely fit together?
All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me!
How does a Duck Know? ~ Crashtest Dummies
There's a party in my tummy.
So yummy, so yummy yummy.
from Yo Gabba Gabba
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln if you only had a brain.
from the Wizard of Oz
Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say
Is it horrible? Is it horrible?
"Someone keeps moving my chair" by They might be giants
Be careful, it's my heart
It's not my watch you're holding,
It's my heart
(Irving Berlin)
And your heart is lead
And your stomach stone
And you're really scared
Of being all alone
(Sondheim, "There Might Be Giants", from "Into the Woods"
Muscle and sinew
velvet and stone
this vessel is haunted
it creaks and moans...
---Jewel, "Absence of Fear"
And we laugh like soft mad children
smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy...
---The Doors
I've got you under my skin
I've got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, you're nearly a part of me
I've got you under my skin
My favorite version is the muppet version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpTPApYF0dw
You took the part
That once was my heart
So why not take all of me
The muppet version fits well with the body part theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKXZgcFuNZM
The average unmarried female, basically insecure
[...]may react
With psychosomatic symptoms
Difficult to endure
Affecting the upper respiratory tract
In other words, just by waiting around for that plain little band of gold
A person can develop a cold
Adelaide's Lament, Guys and Dolls
I'm an autumn girl, crying over London
With a heart on fire but no-one home
I'm an autumn girl on the endless search for summer
Cause I need some love to heat my frozen bones
"Autumngirlsoup"
Kirsty MacColl
(The whole song is viscerally disturbing, even though it's metaphorical.)
They took out my internal organs
And took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back in history to any day that I would care to go
"Everything You Know is Wrong," my second-favorite Weird Al song
Shoo-fly pie and apple pan dowdy
Make my eyes light up,
My tummy say, "Howdy!"
--"Shoo-fly pie," folk song
Some say the heart is just like a wheel;
When you bend it, it can't be mended.
But my love for you is like a sinking ship
And my heart is like that ship out in mid-ocean.
--"Heart Like a Wheel," Linda Ronstadt
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