Items of Furniture


43 comments:

Deborah in IL said...

yeah I wish we had never bought a king size bed

Thrift Store Chair
Everclear

Sandra Dodd said...

Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

Elton John/Bernie Taupin, "Levon"

'Zann said...

She asked me to stay
and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around
and I noticed there wasn't a chair.

Norwegian Wood
The Beatles

Sylvia said...

woke up, fell out of bed,
dragged a comb across my head,

Day In The Life
The Beatles

'Zann said...

Lay lady lay,
Lay across my big brass bed.

Lay Lady Lay
Bob Dylan

Deborah in IL said...

Lay back in my armchair, close eyes and think clear
I can hear hoofbeats ahead

Roy Rogers
Elton John

'Zann said...

Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop,
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock

Rock-A-Bye Baby
nursery song

Deborah in IL said...

She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Leonard Cohen

'Zann said...

All around the cobbler's bench
the monkey chased the weasel

Pop Goes the Weasel

Sandra Dodd said...

Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two

"Lovely Rita," Beatles

'Zann said...

Sweetums, lay your ugly head,
Down upon your wretched bed

Sweetums, Sleep
Kermit the Frog

(and yay Sandra, I was wracking my brain for a sofa!)

Deborah in IL said...

But I still set a place on the table at noon

Jesse
Janis Ian

NLWooton said...

I am I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

"I Am I Said"
Neil Diamond

Deborah in IL said...

And life's like an hourglass glued to the table

2am (Breathe)
Anna Nalick

'Zann said...

Mabel, oh mabel,
please get off the kitchen table


(??? I know it's a song lyric, but no idea who/what..)

Deborah in IL said...

In a bar in Toledo
Across from the depot
On a barstool she took off her ring

Lucille
Kenny Rogers

Sandra Dodd said...

Her scepter is a wineglass
And a barstool is her throne

"Queen of the Silver Dollar," written by Shel Silverstein

Deborah in IL said...

Sometimes I feel like an awful fool
Spending my life on an old barstool

Yes I Guess They Oughta Name a Drink After You
John Prine

'Zann said...

"Lady, please love me now, I am dead
I am a saint, turn down your bed
I have no heart," that's what you said

Joni Mitchell

Deborah in IL said...

I just bought a waterbed
It's filled up for me and you

Why Don't We Get Drunk
Jimmy Buffett

'Zann said...

You can just sit there thinking
on your velvet throne
About all the rainbows
you can have for your own.

Sunshine Superman
Donovan

Deborah in IL said...

Remember how I found you there
Alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes until you smiled

You May Be Right
Billy Joel

Sylvia said...

how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Midnight Oil

Deborah in IL said...

It's knowing that your door is always open and your path is free to walk
That makes me tend to leave my sleeping bag rolled up and stashed behind your couch

Gentle on my Mind
Glen Campbell sang it maybe?

Sylvia said...

so I'm out on the couch this afternoon

Nickelback

Deborah in IL said...

Ten thousand words swarm round my head
Ten million more in books written beneath my bed

Ten Thousand Words
Avett Brothers

Nic said...

Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?

The Weight
The Band

Deborah in IL said...

And I stumble to the breakfast table while the kids are going off to school
Goodbye

Little Green Apples
Roger Miller?

Sandra Dodd said...

Frankie looked over the transom
She saw to her surprise
There on a cot sat Johnny
Makin' love to Nelly Bly

"Frankie and Johnny"

Sandra Dodd said...

Gentle on my Mind
Glen Campbell sang it maybe?
-------
Yes. John Hartford wrote it.


Make my bed soon
For I'm sick to my heart
And I fain would lie down

A ballad called "Lord Randall"

Nic said...

Put on my pjs and hop into bed
I'm half alive but I feel mostly dead

You Were Meant for Me
Jewel

Deborah in IL said...

She was standing there in back of my chair
Saying to me "Don't I know your name"

Tangled up in Blue
Bob Dylan

Sandra Dodd said...

In my own little corner, in my own little chair
I can be whatever I want to be

Cinderella (the musical)

Deborah in IL said...

Sam Stone was alone when he popped his last balloon
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair

Sam Stone
John Prine

Sandra Dodd said...

I'm sorry my two posts came right together earlier. One i wrote noonish, and then left the computer and was at Holly's birthday party for hours. I came back and hit send. So for me, hours had passed. Then I played again. DOH! Sorry.

I have another one from Frankie and Johnny. It's quite a different character and piece of furniture.

Frankie said to the warden
What are they going to do?
The warden he said to Frankie
It's the 'lectric chair for you
Cause you shot your man
He was doin' you wrong.

Sandra Dodd said...

Saturday Night Live parody of Cee Lo Green

...Gettin' freaky in a chair
gettin' freaky in the kitchen,
on the top of a Frigidaire.

[disclosure: I just heard this on Saturday Night Live for the first time; it might be a continuing skit. The word "kitchen" is already set up for next week, so maybe I'll get to play it again. :-) ]

Mercedes said...

Dancing shoes
On the wall above your bedside

Dancing Shoes
Dan Fogelberg

Ellen (nursescrubs) said...

At my little flat there's just a cat
A bed, and a chair
Still, I'll stick it til I'm on a bill
All over Times Square!

(Sondheim, "Broadway Baby")

ps pirro said...

We didn't get much sleep
but we had a lot of fun
on grandma's feather bed.

De said...

Even got a king sized mattress we can lay

I Know You Want Me
Pitbull

De said...

There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out

King of Pain
Police

ps pirro said...

Long tailed cat sitting by the
old rockin' chair
he don't realize that there's danger there.


Long Tailed Cat
Loggins & Messina

Bob Collier said...

All I got is a s-single bed, ain't no room for your sweet head ...

Single Bed, Fox