Toilet, Potty, Poop or Pee
Feces. Doo-doo. WC. Outhouse. You know.
OKAY. Add "fart" and those.
 | "My nose is snotty, want to move my body, got to use the potty. Better stop the car." —Margaret! |
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Short version of rules
Without using a search engine to find one, write down at least eight words of a song containing the word (or the topic, if it's a general topic).
If it's the newest word, play once, and wait for another player to play before you go again.
On older words, you can play over and over without waiting!
16 comments:
Pee-pee in the potty
Starts as milk from mommy
Then that goes through your body
Kimya Dawson
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated.
(Weird Al Yankovic, "A Constipated Song")
(I bet he's a treasure trove of lyrics for this topic!)
I'll go in my diaper, I'll go on the ground, but I won't go in that toilet, in might flush me down!
- I know this from a homemade cassette tape years ago.
You are a super-duper pooper,
You can potty with the best.
No more diapers to get in your way.
We are very impressed.
You are a super-duper pooper,
You know when you have to go.
Take a bow!
You're a big boy now,
You're the best POOPER we know.
It's POTTY time (video)
When you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst, diarrhea!
When you're sliding into home and you're shorts are full of foam, diarrhea!
I learned this from one of my very favorite movies, "Parenthood," directed by Ron Howard. If you haven't seen it, it's so great. The rest of the movie is NOT about songs like this.
It's been a while
but all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you...
---Staind
Stick your bottom to the moon
And we'll get it cleaned up really soon
Stick that bottom to the sky
But don't stick that bottom in my eye!
A mama's wiping song for a toddler.
Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude
Pee poh belly bum drawers
Dance in the garden in the nude
Pee poh belly bum drawers
Flanders and Swann
(in case you are curious here are the words for the whole song http://www.cliff-colman.net/Flanders&Swann.htm. The bit I remembered isn't actually my favorite)
Squinched up your face and did a dance,
shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants...
The Moldy Peaches
"Anyone Else But You"
He's Hanky the Christmas poo
He loves me and I love you
And so vicariously, he loves you
South Park
Milk, milk, lemonade
Round the corner fudge is made
It isn't very fun, when you've got a runny bum.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When it's coming out your bum, like a bullet in a gun.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I know it from McFly, but it may have come from somewhere else originally.
Are we there yet? I'm tired, I'm hungry. So long!
My nose is snotty, want to move my body, got to use the potty. Better stop the car.
Animaniacs
Margaret, that's a GREAT PLAY.
I think the last phrase on that first line is "How far?" to rhyme with "car."
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel...
Lets have beans for every meal!
Stranded! Stranded on the toilet bowl!
What do you do when you're stranded,
And you can't reach the roll?
For the rest of your life
You must lie to your wife
That you wiped!
--A parody on a TV theme song for a show called "branded." We would sing this on the school bus.
I found notes about this series at the Internet Movie Database:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058792/
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