This is Pee Wee Herman dancing to "Tequila," in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Once it loads the song's about halfway through, for those who already know the set-up.
So we ordered our pints of beer and bottles of sherry To hie us over the hills so merry To hie us over the hills so merry When Jones'es Ale was new, my boys When Jones'es Ale was new
It'd take all the booze in the world To forget you You've left my heart a vacant lot I'll fill it with another shot And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you
Have some Madeira, M'dear It's really an excellent year Now if it were gin, you'd be wrong to say yes The evil gin does would be hard to assess (besides, it's inclined to affect me prowess) So have some Madeira, m'dear
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I like piƱa coladas and getting caught in the rain.
(I have no idea who does this)
It’s another tequila sunrise
this old world still looks the same...
---Eagles
The prettiest girl I ever saw was sipping cider right through a straw.
Theres an old man sitting next to me
Makin love to his tonic and gin
Piano Man ~ Billy Joel
Our champagne and caviar is an RC Cola and a Moon Pie.
Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous
Tracy Byrd
disclaimer: even though I'm from the South, I don't like Moon Pies (but my husband is and does)
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
Suzanne ~ Leonard Cohen
a twofer!
La, a note to follow so,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread,
That will bring us back to do-oh-oh-oh....
Do-Re-Mi
from The Sound of Music
Will you still be sending me a valentine?
Birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
When I'm 64
Beatles
Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses
Toby Keith and Willie Nelson
So we ordered our pints of beer and bottles of sherry
To hie us over the hills so merry
To hie us over the hills so merry
When Jones'es Ale was new, my boys
When Jones'es Ale was new
drinking song, English
After ten rounds with Jose Cuervo,
I lost count and started counting again.
Tracy Byrd
They pour him out of an old brown jug
And they call him home-brewed ale
"John Barleycorn"
When your mouth gets full of fire
You might need something to drink
One or two or three or four or
Seven beers will be enough
-"Chili con Carne"
Pepsi Cola hits the spot, twelve full ounces, that's a lot.
a commercial before my time that my mom used to sing
That's the story 'bout Jellyman Kelly
He still loves jelly
Yes, and maybe someday you and me, friend, we can have tea with him
-James Taylor on Sesame Street
Okay, I can't do eight words, but I can do the full lyrics:
Tequila!
I'll put my documentation on the main post.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Jimmy Buffet
I'd like to stay
And taste my first champagne
Yes?
No.
from "The Sound of Music"
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
Last Train to Clarksville
The Monkees
I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too
Dr Pepper
Drink Dr Pepper
(I don't remember the beginning exactly right, I think.)
put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea
Mary Poppins
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
Hotel California
The Eagles
Don't you remember fizz in a Pepper
Peanuts in a bottle
At 10, 2 and 4
Tim McGraw
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer
I love coffee
I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Well you stay up late and you drink too damn much whiskey
You know that sort of thing is kinda risky
Saddle Tramp
Charlie Daniels Band
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
Gretchen Wilson
You gotta stop and ask Miss Belle for some of her sweet tea.
Good Directions
Billy Currington
And we sit and drink our coffee
Couched in our indifference
Like shells upon the shore
You can hear the ocean roar
The Dangling Conversation
Simon and Garfunkel
I make the coffee for one
I turn the radio
Pretend that everythings OK
George Strait
"Desperately"
It'd take all the booze in the world
To forget you
You've left my heart a vacant lot
I'll fill it with another shot
And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you
}:-D
John Prine
Liquid soap and grass and Jungle Gardenia crash on PineSol and beer, it's stifling in here
and
I spot you through the smoke
With your eyes on fire from J&B and Coke
Paprika Plains - Joni Mitchell
Wasting away again in Margaritaville.
Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
Jimmy Buffet
You are in my blood like holy wine
Joni Mitchell
Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale
Mama's in the backyard learning how to jive and wail...
---Brian Setzer, 'Jump, Jive, & Wail'
Just tea for two
and two for tea
It's like trying to drink whiskey
From a bottle of wine
Honky Cat
Elton John
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and...
You're So Vain
Carly Simon
I'm a little tea pot short and stout
Freshie is the drink for everyone
Freshie is the drink that's so much fun
(Commercial jingle for Canada's equivalent of Kool-Aid when I was a kid. It's been running through my head for the last two weeks, for some reason...)
Have some Madeira, M'dear
It's really an excellent year
Now if it were gin, you'd be wrong to say yes
The evil gin does would be hard to assess (besides, it's inclined to affect me prowess)
So have some Madeira, m'dear
Flanders & Swann, "Have some Madeira, m'dear"
Keep your forty, I'll have my Earl Grey tea
Weird Al, "White and Nerdy"
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