Things you Wear






Holly picked this category. Have fun!

84 comments:

Holly said...

Her boyfriend is Tom
but we call him the king of romance
He wears an american flag on the butt
of his ripped up pants


"The babysitter's here"
Dar Williams

Sandra Dodd said...

I love my shirt, I love my shirt,
My shirt is comfortably **LOVELY**

Donovan... (I have to go to another category now...)

Holly said...

you hike your skirt and pull your shirt down to give those 'gents what they crave


Cute is what we aim for

Sandra Dodd said...

You can do anything you want
But lay off of my blue suede shoes

Elvis

Holly said...

I will sniff all your underwear, dress in your clothes


When you're not home
Stephen Lynch

Sandra Dodd said...

He may be pouring her coffee
She may be straightenin' his tie

"Maybe" from Annie

Patrick said...

I wear my sunglasses at night so i can.

Sunglasses at night

Sandra Dodd said...

A white sport coat
And a pink carnation

Marty Robbins

Tracy Million Simmons said...

Raspberry Beret, the kind you find at a second hand store. Raspberry Beret, and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more.

Prince

Unknown said...

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what I'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

I've heard two different versions, one almost metal and the other almost country.

Jen H.

Ria said...

itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, yellow-polka-dot bikini...

and it's 8 words!

Sandra Dodd said...

Well I'm a long, tall Texan
I wear a ten gallon hat

Holly said...

It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat and look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap


Alfie
Lily Allen

Sandra Dodd said...

Oh, she'd her apron wrapped around her
And he took her for a swan...

(traditional ballad, "Polly Vaughn")

hsing3kinder said...

Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
Suits are picking up the bill!

Suits are picking up the bill ~
Squirrel nut zippers

Sandra Dodd said...

I got a letterman sweater with the letter in front

"Be True to your School," The Beach Boys

Unknown said...

My coat of many colors that my mama made for me, made only from rags, but I wore it so proudly.

Coat of Many Colors
by Dolly Parton

Jen H. (my hubby thought of this one)

Sandra Dodd said...

He's wearing that dumb Power Rangers mask
But he's scarier without it on

"Ode to a Superhero" by Weird Al

lunabloom said...

with rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
she shall have music wherever she goes

Deanne said...

I'm feeling near as faded as these jeans.

~Bobby McGee, Janis Joplin

Deborah in IL said...

Picture yourself on a beautiful day
Big bell bottoms
And groovy long hair

AM Radio
Everclear

Deborah in IL said...

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

Robin B. said...

She was a long cool woman in a black dress

Long Cool Woman - The Hollies

Robin B. said...

Cary get out your cane
And I'll put on some silk

Cary - Joni Mitchell

Deborah in IL said...

The screen door slams
Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays

Thunder Road
Bruce Springsteen

Unknown said...

They're leather pants, leather pants of evil. They'll come up from behind and mess with your mind somehow.

Leather pants of Evil (a Buffy the Vampire Slayer song)
By Nancy Freeman

marji said...

Sure was a bitter winter but Friday will be fine
And maybe last year's Easter dress will serve her one more time
She'd pass for twenty-nine but for her eyes
Those winter lines are telling wicked lies

~and later~

She gathers up her apron in her hand
Pours a cup of coffee, drips Carnation from the can


"Lies" by Stan Rogers

marji said...

I heard a song
Sung in the subway
From behind some coins in a hat



"Let My People Go," by Eric Wood

marji said...

Alive, alive I wanna get up and jive
Wanna wreck my stockings in some
Jukebox dive



"All I Want," by Joni Mitchell

marji said...

Then I got Mary pregnant
And, man, that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday
I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouse
And the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
No flowers no wedding dress


"The River," by Bruce Springsteen

marji said...

Lace up my walkin' shoes tight to the bone
In case I can't rest at the ending


"Bury Me Standing," by Eric Wood

marji said...

Well, I know that you're in love with him
`Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues


"American Pie," by Don McLean

marji said...

Hand me down my traveling shoes
I got a long way to go
Long way to go
And I've no time
I got no time to lose
There's a place that I haven't been
So, hand me down my traveling shoes


"Traveling Shoes," by Bill Staines

marji said...

Take off take off
Take off your stay-at-home shoes
Break off shake off
Chase off those stay-at-home blues


"Night in the City," by Joni Mitchell

marji said...

Now the dogs are barking and the taxi cab's parking
A lot they can do for me
I begged you to stab me, you tore my shirt open,
And I'm down on my knees tonight


"Tom Traubert's Blues," by Tom Waits

Bob Collier said...

When I wake up in the morning light, pull on my jeans and I feel alright.

Jeans On, the singer's name escapes me right now.


Oh what fun we had, but did it really turn out bad?
All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules.
Oh what fun we had .... something, something, something, something ...
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers ...

Baggy Trousers, Madness.


Any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron,
You look neat, talk about a treat, you look dapper from your napper to your feet,
Dressed in style, brand new tile, and your father's old green tie on,
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain,
Old iron, old iron.

Any Old Iron, an old Cockney music hall song. A 'tile' is a hat, as in ...

Where did you get that hat, where did you get that tile?
Isn't it a natty one and just the latest style.

Where Did You Get That Hat? Another old Cockney music hall song.

marji said...

The piano has been drinking
My necktie is asleep



"The Piano Has Been Drinking," by Tom Waits

Sandra Dodd said...

Where have all the young men gone
They are all in uniform
When will they ever learn...

("Where Have All the Flowers Gone," which sometimes is sung "gone to soldiers, every one," but grammatically and socially I prefer the "uniform" version)

Sandra Dodd said...

Judy in disguise
with glasses
Come to me tonight...

(some 60's funny VERY-vague reference to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds; it had a nice bass line and it was happy)

Deanne said...

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

~Short skirt/Long jacket by Cake

Deanne said...

In your easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the finest lady in the easter parade!

Deanne said...

It's late in the evening,
She's wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up,
And brushes her long blonde hair.

~Wonderful Tonight, Eric Clapton

Sandra Dodd said...

Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight...

("Roxanne," by The Police)

Holly said...

Do you wanna do you wanna
Nice shoes!


[barely scratched up eight words]

Nice shoes-
Stole your woman

Sandra Dodd said...

I'll kiss your Doc Martens
Let me kiss your Doc Martens
Your every wish I will obey

(from "Rent")

Anonymous said...

well it rains and it pours
when you're out on your own
if i crash on the couch
can i sleep in my clothes?

the sharpest lives by my chemical romance. i've used this song four times now.

Sandra Dodd said...

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

(Delta Dawn, by somebody)

Deborah in IL said...

She is wearing rags and feathers
From Salvation Army counters

Suzanne
Leonard Cohen

Deborah in IL said...

Slipping into stockings
Stepping into shoes
Dipping in the pocket of her raincoat

Another Day
Paul McCartney

marji said...

When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side
'Til I went and blew it
All sky high


"Ripped My Pants," Spongebob Squarepants

Sandra Dodd said...

Driving a truck, driving a big old truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Running down the highway until the break of dawn
Driving a truck with my high heels on

(Welrd Al, on the Running with Scissors Album, and I don't know the line about the feather boa, and I don't want to cheat, but that song is FULL of items of clothing for a cross-dressing trucker)

Sandra Dodd said...

I spied a young cowboy all wrapped in white linen
Wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay

(something for dead guys to wear, in earlier times..., from Streets of Laredo, which also has "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy," but they're just not specific on articles of clothing)

Deborah in IL said...

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot

You're so Vain
Carly Simon

Sandra Dodd said...

She dressed herself all up in lace
She dressed herself in green
And every town that they rode through
They took her to be some queen

("Fair Ellender," a ballad; the guy dresses in silk and white and they take him to be some knight... but it doesn't end well)

Sandra Dodd said...

Cecile will pick out all your clothes
blue is her best color, no red I think!

(from "Annie")

Sandra Dodd said...

Holly knows lots of parts of this one, but maybe not eight words in a row. She and Marty are working on setting up a video game, though, so I'm posting for Holly:

I'm doing up my shirt front, [something about my [tie},
Dancin' in my tails

(From "Top Hat," with Fred Astaire)

Deborah in IL said...

Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots
A mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine

Bennie and the Jets
Elton John

Deborah in IL said...

I started school
In a worn torn dress that somebody threw out

Love Child
Dianna Ross

lunabloom said...

I gave him clothes and jewelry
I gave him my warm body

strange boy...joni mitchell

lunabloom said...

I said I'd love to dance like you
She said just take off my red shoes


the red shoes...kate bush

lunabloom said...

so i wore a slinky red thing
does that mean i should spread
for you, your friends,
your father, mr Ed

me and a gun...tori amos

lunabloom said...

All I need is my leather
One t-shirt and two socks
I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets

gravel...ani difranco

lunabloom said...

Your mother shows up in a nasty dress
It's your turn now to stand where I stand

silent all these years...tori amos

lunabloom said...

Shes addicted to nicotine patches
Shes addicted to nicotine patches
Shes afraid of the light in the dark

spark...tori amos

lunabloom said...

In my platforms I hit the floor
Fell face down
Didnt help my brain out

playboy mommy...tori amos

lunabloom said...

I've seen the coat for me
I'll track him til he drops
Then I'll pop him one he won't see

pull out the pin...kate bush

lunabloom said...

And the pretty lady in the white lace wedding gown
And walking home on the railroad tracks
Or swinging on the playground swing
Love stimulated my illusions
More than anything

And when I went skating after golden reggie
You know it was white lace I was chasing
Chasing dreams
Mamas nylons underneath my cowgirl jeans


song for sharon...joni mitchell...how many things you can wear within the least number of lines?

Sandra Dodd said...

So Joseph bought his son a coat
A multi-colored coat to wear

"Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat"

Holly said...

(Jacob bought his son a coat, not Joseph. But musically- You can sing it either way!)


And for eternity I'd lay in bed, in my BOXERS, half stoned with a pillow under my head

"Wow, I can get sexual too"
Say anything

marji said...

Oh, the night came undone
Like a party dress



*and later*

Now she rolls to her feet when she can't sleep no more
And looks at her clothes lying out on the floor
Last night's spangles and yesterday's pearls
Are the bright morning stars of the barroom girls


"Barroom Girls," by Gillian Welch (which I realized was good for the Birthday/party category, too!)

Sandra Dodd said...

Her name was Lola
She was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair
And a dress cut down to there...

("Copa Cabana," Barry Manilow)

Deborah in IL said...

My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair

Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
Elton John

Sylvia said...

I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pyjamas, a hairbrush
New shoes and a case
I said to my reflection
Lets get out of this place

Tempted, the Squeeze

Jinger said...

Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes

You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

You Can Leave Your Hat On
Joe Cocker

Sang said...

Dave:

Faries wear boots and you've got to believe me

Fairies Wear Boots
Black Sabbath

Sang said...

She took her coat off
She looked so pretty

Shakin' (I think)
Eddie Money

Sang said...

And run through with my gym shorts on

Pinch Me
Barenaked Ladies

Sang said...

Dave:

Knights in white satin
Never reaching the end

Knights in White Satin
Moody Blues

Sang said...

If you want to destroy my sweater
Oh e oh e oh
Pull the thread as I walk away

The Sweater Song
Weezer

Sang said...

White coat, top hat
I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat

Sharp Dressed Man
ZZ Top

Sang said...

High hats, narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars

*and later*:

Different types who wear a daycoat
Pants with stripes and cutaway coats

Putting On the Ritz
Falco (?)

Sang said...

In the heat with the bluejean girl
Burnin' love come once in a lifetime

Stone in Love
Journey

Sandra Dodd said...

Zoot suit riot (riot)


I only know three words, because I know Grapefruit Diet by Weird Al, and someone told me it's based on a song called "Zoot suit riot." If someone wants to fill it in, that's fine...

Unknown said...

Zoot suit riot
throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot suit riot
Pull a comb through your coal black hair

"Zoot Suit Riot"
Cherry Poppin' Daddies

(I was thinking about this song just a second before I read the previous post.)